Kevin Mazur/WireImageIf being a diva is wrong, we almost don't want Ariana Grande to be right.
But according to her rep, the latest bizarre rumors claiming that the pop star demands to be carried everywhere are both "ridiculous and laughable."
A weekly magazine claims that Grande's new "thing" is to be toted around in lieu of, you know, having to do all the really hard work of walking around—which, as fabulous as it would be, absolutely isn't the case.
And while Grande isn't exactly a stranger to the rumor mill going into overdrive about her supposed diva behavior, this one should be filed under: too insane to be true.
So let's move on, shall we?
Everyone's also in arms over the narrowly avoided fashion roadkill moment Grande managed to escape during the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
The Grammy nominated crooner almost got knocked over by a model wearing a pair of massive wings, and the entire meme-worthy moment was caught during the show's unofficial dress rehearsal.
The thing is, viewers heard and saw the near-disastrous incident online a week before the original telecast, so they were left scratching their heads about why it wasn't included in the final showing.
Tough tacos, my friends. If you really need to relive the moment, you can check it out here.
There's no denying the fact that it was one heck of a lingerie-baring, skin-heavy, action-packed runway show.
Shortly after his performance, Ed Sheeran spoke about what it was like for him and Grande to sing alongside a bevy of beautiful women.
"It was fun, but I kind of felt like the hobbit in the elven kingdom!" Sheeran joked.
"Can I tell you why I was laughing? Basically, there were all these big inflatable bouncy black balls that are bouncing around in the crowd on the finale bit. Ariana Grande comes and stands up next to me and just looks at me and goes, 'I love big black balls.'"
Yup, you read that right!