Hey, remember all those whimsical, wonderful Disney movies that you just loved watching as a little kid? Or maybe you are just starting to share those same magical films with your children now?
Either way, it's all over forever. Why?
Because companies like Yandy.com are selling outfits that have turned your favorite Disney characters into Halloween costumes that are called things like "Sassy Cinder Babe Costume," "Sultry Snow White Costume" and "Fairytale Darling Costume."
Stop. R.I.P., childhood.
1. Sexy Tux & Ears Costume
Mickey, what happened buddy?
2. Deluxe Evil Queen Costume
We are more offended by the mullet dress.
3. Ice Girl Costume
This isn't actually so bad. They definitely could have made Elsa sluttier...
4. Blue Snow Maiden Costume
Therrre it is.
5. Sexy Cinder Girl Costume
If she wore that to the ball, the Prince would never have let her leave, know what we're saying?
6. Evil Maleficent Costume
We promise not to make any "horny" jokes here. ... We just did, didn't we?
7. Mousey Mistress Costume
Ugh. We hate that a Minnie Mouse costume has the word "mistress" in it.
8. Sequin Snow White
Goodbye, innocent Disney princess who just wanted a kiss from a prince to wake her up.
9. Fairy
Girl, we can almost see your Tinker Bell.
10. Sleepless Beauty Costume
The Three Good Fairies would be horrified.
11. Deluxe Beauty Costume
Again with the mullet dress!
12. Midnight Magic Princess Costume
If you squint, she kind of looks like Katherine Heigl starring in a seriously weird rom-com.
13. Sweetheart Snow Costume
We're all thinking it: apples.
14. Coral Clownfish Ne-moh Costume
*weeps silently over lost innocence*
15. Enchanting Beauty Costume
Doesn't it get a little breezy in that outfit? Then again, she is wearing gloves...
16. Funny Snowman
Sorry, we're going to say it: "Do you wanna get with a snowman?"
And we're at an all-time low, guys.
Happy Halloween?