Here are 12 more famous men that Lindsay Lohan has allegedly slept with. This according to a now uncensored list that Lindsay supposedly wrote herself, included in the newest issue of In Touch Weekly.
In Touch Weekly, who released the Scattergories playing card originally revealing only 18 of the "conquests," says Lindsay "loves being linked to good-looking, famous, successful men." There are six names left blurred. We assume they, too, will eventually be released. And we assume it will be in next week's issue of In Touch Weekly—only $2.99 on newsstands!
Here are the newest additions:
As we did with the last batch of names, we deep dived into Lindsay's past (and pants?) to suss out how likely these supposedly "conquests" actually are. Here are the results of our dick-style sleuthing. We mean dick like private eye.
Ashton Kutcher: Lindsay and Ashton costarred in the 2006 film Bobby. A National Enquirer story published last year claimed they had a fling before he started dating Demi Moore. But it's the National Enquirer, sooo. Would we be surprised? Yes. If only because she once also dated Asthon's bud Wilmer Valderrama.
Ryan Phillippe: Lindsay and Ryan were rumored to have "definitely hooked up" in 2007, as he was divorcing Reese Witherspoon (this according to Us Weekly). The two may have met at Voyeur and Lindsay may have "loved the drama" (this, again, according to Us Weekly). In 2008, on The Howard Stern Show, Phillippe revealed that "Yeah," Lindsay Lohan "wanted" him. Would we be surprised? No.
Stavros Niarchos: Stavros Niarchos III is heir to the multi-billion dollar fortune of Greek shipping tycoon Stravos Niarchos I and dated Lindsay's onetime friend Paris Hilton. Lindsay and Paris had a falling out in 2006 which was rumored to have been over Stavros (though Lindsay told Elle that year that he was "not being fought over"). Would we be surprised? No. (And damn, drama!)
Danny Cipriani: Lindsay apparently met the English rugby player at a "mansion party" and the two had a series of dates in the summer of 2010. At the time, a source claimed he "really fell" for Lindsay. He was spotted arriving at her apartment at 4 a.m. Would we be surprised? No.
Maggio Cipriani: Another Cipriani (not related, though we presume that wouldn't be an issue). Maggio is heir to the Cipriani restaurant empire, which, sadly, does not include Maggiano's. Must be a common name. Lindsay attended an amfAR Gala hosted at one of his restaurants in 2012. Would we be surprised? No.
Benicio Del Toro: Lindsay and Benicio were rumored to have met at a birthday party for his ex in 2006. She was 19, he was 38. In Touch says they "canoodled." Would we be surprised? No?
Aaron Voros: He's listed as "Aaron (Rngers)" with Rangers referring to hockey team, the New York Rangers. The two supposedly met after a Rangers game in 2009 and Page Six claims LiLo threw a drink at him and tried to get him kicked out of a club in 2010. Would we be surprised? No.
Brian @ GPH: Some think it may say "GPA," but we're going with GPH. And we have absolutely no idea who Brian is. We're not one to speculate, but if we were going to speculate we might guess the GPH stands for "Gramercy Park Hotel" in New York. Unless Lindsay banged someone from Gospel Publishing House. Would we be surprised? Maybe!
Orlando "Orli" Bloom: The only way Lindsay and "Orli" are connected is in police reports: They were both robbed by the Bling Ring. Though at the time he was newly dating Miranda Kerr. So we have no idea when or how this would have happened. Would we be surprised? We guess not.
Josh Mond: Mond is an indie producer, notable for films such as Martha Marcy May Marlene and Simon Killer. He has never worked on a film with Lindsay Lohan. Would we be surprised? No, but how random!
Riley S [?]: It could also say "Riley 8" or, as we're assuming, "Riley G" (it's a weird G, but just hear us out). When you Google "Lindsay Lohan + Riley," the results all point to Riley Giles, a snowboarder she met in rehab in 2007. In an interview with News of the World, Giles called Lindsay a "nymphomaniac" and said they went at it "like rabbits." Would we be surprised? If it's Riley Giles, no.
Petey Wright: The list even points to how Lindsay would know the fashion model: They posed for Muse magazine together in 2009. In the shoot, Lindsay and Petey were naked and rolling around on a bed. Would we be surprised? No. And you shouldn't be either, because it would probably look like this: