Ryan Lochte, Patrick Stewart, Maisie Williams, Simon Pegg


Boy meets grill. Boy loses grill. Boy ends up behind a dumpster in a London alley. It's a classic tale for the ages.

As promised, the Olympic gold medalist turned quote machine turned potential future reality show star Ryan Lochte made his acting debut this morning, when his star-studded Funny or Die video was let loose upon the viral world.

Oh, and spoiler alert: His diamond dental work does indeed make an appearance.

Lochte was joined by Star Wars' Simon Pegg, highly successful stage and screen actor and menacing ticket scalper Sir Patrick Stewart (who proves to be an even more formidable Lochte foe than Michael Phelps ever was), and Game of Thrones' Maisie Williams.

So, how does Lochte do in his inaugural comedic outing? We'll let you be the judge of that.

But one thing's for sure: If Simon Pegg isn't back in Speedos on behalf of Team GB's swim team come Rio 2016, that country is really missing a trick.

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