There were other things going on...
But none more compelling than our examination of where things went wrong for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, what's going to happen to Suri, how much their divorce will cost, how Katie's spending her time in New York, what Tom's going to do next, the Scientology angle (or lack thereof)—and the meaning of 33!
Don't worry, though—we've got you covered on everything else, too!
INDEPENDENCE DAY: We can't get enough of the TomKat saga—here's everything we've compiled on it, from I-do to I'm-done.
SILVER-FOXY AS EVER: Anderson Cooper confirmed a secret he wasn't keeping in the first place—he's gay and couldn't be happier. And what do you know? Everyone still loves him!
MAYBERRY'S FINEST: Andy Griffith, who was such a talented actor most folks assumed he was just playing himself on The Andy Griffith Show, died of a heart attack at his home on North Carolina's Roanoke Island. He was 86—and, boy, did he have a lot of fans.
NOT THEM, TOO!: No, not them, too. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are still as adorably together as always.
LOVE LINE: Taylor Swift spent the holiday with Patrick Schwarzenegger and family on Cape Cod, hmm...Kim Kardashian and Kanye West hit up Paris Fashion Week together...Lea Michele and Cory Monteith took in the Versace show...Kate Middleton and Prince William attended the same wedding as their commoner exes, pfft...Oh boy, Robsten engagement rumors are upon us...Joe Manganiello's kissing a new gal, Veronique-Sophie Lazoore...Sofia Vergara jetted off to Mexico for her 40th birthday with seemingly on-again beau Nick Loeb...Seal was smooching a mystery brunette...Jamie Bell and Evan Rachel Wood kiss on the street...Eddie Murphy attended the BET Awards with network star Rocsi Diaz.
WEDDING BELLS: Former Bachelor Travis Stork tied the knot with fellow doctor Charlotte Brown...Jade Jagger swapped vows with Adrian Fillary.
THE PITTS: There was some confusion (not least of all on the paper's part) as to whether Brad Pitt's mother, Jane Pitt, really wrote a Romney-supporting, Obama-castigating letter to the editor voicing her anti-gay-marriage stance. But apparently she did.
NOT MAYBE: There are no naked Carly Rae Jepsen photos out there.
TV LAND: Four Big Brother vets are going to be simultaneously playing their own game while the rest of the housemates compete for $500,000 on the upcoming 14th season...The premiere of CBS' new dating show, 3, has been pushed to July 29...So much for graduation, because the whole cast of Glee is returning for season four...Nice back tattoo, Kailyn Lowry...Brush up on this past week's episodes of The Bachelorette, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, True Blood and Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
SCREEN PLAY: The Dark Knight is spilling its secrets ahead of its July 20 release...Rachel McAdams has a big ole baby bump in About Time...The Amazing Spider-Man had the biggest Tuesday debut ever...Jenna Malone in talks to play tough but emotionally scarred Johanna Mason in Catching Fire...Naomi Watts channels Princess Diana for Caught in Flight...Ted was more magical than Mike at the weekend box office.
MUSIC NOTES: The 2012 BET Awards were a blast...Watch the official video for Muse's Olympics tune, "Survival"...Listen to Amy Winehouse and Nas' "Cherry Wine"...Singing "Like a Virgin" finally made Madonna cry...Watch Willow Smith's "I Am Me" video...Chris Brown dissed Drake on his new track "Game Don't Like."
LAW & DISORDER: Rihanna sued her former accountants, claiming they cost her millions...Jillian Michaels' Bentley stolen...Puddle of Mudd's Wes Scantlin copped to felony cocaine possession...Two models injured in the Chris Brown-Drake melee have sued the nightclub where the fight occurred...Mel Gibson's stepmother filed for a restraining order against him...Kelis in the hole with Uncle Sam to the tune of more than $330,000...Lamb of God's Randy Blythe arrested on suspicion of manslaughter in fan's death...Lane Garrison is out of jail.
FASHION FAUX PAS: GQ Spain used a four-year-old shot of Jennifer Aniston on its cover...Gwyneth Paltrow's peddling plain white GOOP T's for $90 a pop...Can you consider any of Nicki Minaj's BET Awards looks a "best"?
BIKINI BONANZA: Kendall and Kylie Jenner have a pose-off, everybody wins...Britney Spears shows off her bod (and her kids!) on vacation in Hawaii...Heidi Klum stares right into the eye of the cleavage storm...Candice Swanepoel sizzles in Miami...Ashley Tisdale enjoys a fringe festival on the beach.