ABC; AP Photo; Jeff Vespa/WireImage; GSI MediaOMG guys, it's already Saturday!
Between court appearances, accidents, break-ups, hook-ups, rehab, rumors and everything else that's happened over the week, the days just flew right by.
What do you mean you didn't read every single article we posted?!
Fine, we'll give you a quick review so you're up to date, but you should really put some effort into this relationship because we may not do it again (we will).
POWER OF THE LAW: Another day, another hearing for Lindsay Lohan who gets a scolding from the judge...No one is allowed to look like Kim Kardashian except Kim Kardashian, and don't you forget it...Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't want to financially support his soon-to-be ex-wife but will need to pay some attention to spare his kids' some injury. Oh, and he inspired an upcoming epsiode of Law and Order.
GEEKS UNITE: Big things are happening at Comic-Con this year, from naked Twilighters to announcing the release of Jurassic Park 4! But there's also so much more.
AWKWARD SITUATIONS: E! News gets an exclusive interview with Doug Hutchison and wife Courtney Stodden who discuss virginity and that minor 35 year age gap...You calling Paris Hilton a "has been" ends your interview, and these people will walk out on you, too...Lady Gaga gets egged by angry fans and Bette Midler calls her out...Rupert Murdoch gets a pie in the face.
CHECKING-IN: Dr. McSteamy, in reality known as Eric Dane, can't get off the pain meds and checked himself into rehab. Weston Cage realizes he needs some help, too.
YAY! BABIES: Million-dollary baby takes a whole new meaning now that Ivanka Trump gave birth to a baby girl, and her name is cute, too...The best friend of a Teen Mom 2 star joins in on the trend and has a baby boy.
BOX OFFICE BANK: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 definitely helped the franchise end with a bang (and some big bucks).
UNFORTUNATE EVENTS: Khloe Kardashian Odom's other half, Lamar Odom was involved in a car accident. He is OK, however not everyone else was so lucky...16 and Pregnant star Aubrey Wolters explains intense weight loss is due to a large tumor in her throat.
HOOK-UPS AND BREAK-UPS: Looks like Demi Lovato prefers older men, especially if they're named Ryan Phillippe...Despite the shocking split of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, the duo will continue with their reality talent show. And Anthony will embrace his newly-single life...Forget the rumors, Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively are still an item.
EAT A HOT DOG: Seriously, Katie Holmes. You're getting too skinny.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?: Is Britney Spears getting sued for tooting too much? Is Jessica Simpson preggers? What about Reese Witherspoon? Is Zach Braff gay? Did Giuliana Rancic have a naughty sleepover with Bill Rancic on the second date? Did Mel B. call Madonna the "B" word? Will the new Charlie's Angel feature a certain Teen Mom?
KARDASHIAN WEDDING UPDATE: Things are quickly coming together, from the engagement party to the wedding gown. Kim Kardashian must be stressed!