Rob Kardashian doesn't think the Lord is too interested in finding a Lady.
In the Oct. 19 episode of The Kardashians, Rob had a shocking two-word answer when Kris Jenner asked him to describe what Scott Disick is looking for in a woman.
"Rob, what do you think is the perfect girl for Scott?" Kris asked her son in a phone call, prompting the Rob & Chyna star to respond, "I don't know, a f--king whore?"
Kris quickly dismissed the answer, joking that they'll have to "bleep" it out on the Hulu show.
In actuality, Scott—who has previously dated Kourtney Kardashian, Sofia Richie and Amelia Hamlin—has his eyes on a woman more like Khloe Kardashian.
"If you had the opportunity to meet the perfect girl," Kris asked him in the episode, "what does that look like on paper?"
The 40-year-old couldn't help but point to Khloe. "She's funny, she's kind, she's sweet, she's cute," Scott went on. "She's got all the characteristics I want—that's what I'm saying."
But that doesn't mean he's actually going to get with his ex's sister. "Obviously, I would never look at Khloe sexually, even though I make jokes like that," noted the reality star, who shares kids Mason Disick, 13, Penelope Disick, 11, and Reign Disick, 8, with Kourtney.
Going forward, he's looking for someone that "doesn't give up on somebody, because I've been through a lot of different things," he explained. "I definitely know I'm not easy and I'm not perfect."
Kris and Khloe then decided to play matchmaker and set up Scott on a date, but he wasn't fully feeling the spark.
"Have you always been, like, this chipper? Have you had any hard times? Nothing bad has happened to you?" he asked the woman over a meal. "Ever go to therapy? Were you ever depressed? Do you cry at movies?"
She confessed that she "sometimes" sheds a tear during a film and lost her grandfather at age 101, but that was as far as it went.
In the end, Scott suggested she should be his life coach instead of his life partner.
"She was optimistic and happy and positive about so many different things in life that I really found a lot of good from her," he told Kris afterward. "I probably talked to her more than girls I dated for years."
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Why, yes, Kris Jenner and longtime love Corey Gamble are still doing amazing, sweetie. In 2014, the music industry insider approached the world's most famous momager at fashion designer Riccardo Tisci's 40th birthday bash in Ibiza and "I just tried saying, 'You're beautiful. I'd love to get to know you,'" he shared on the family's OG series, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, "and it went from there."
With all due respect for all the small things, Kourtney Kardashian's husband has made some pretty grand gestures throughout their yearlong marriage. Take her 44th birthday that saw her and Travis Barker take a trip up the California coast to Santa Barbara. The Blink-182 drummer, 47, marked the occasion by filling their room at the famed Kennedy Cottage with rose petals and gifting her with a $161,819 piece by artist Yoshitomo Nara.
The Poosh founder has fully embraced her new life as the girl at the rock show. And in November 2023, she and Travis welcomed their first child together, son Rocky Thirteen Barker.
As Kim Kardashian put it in a trailer of The Kardashians, "Things change really quickly." When season two wrapped, the SKIMS founder was still living it up with then-Saturday Night Live standout Pete Davidson.
She later got fans hoping she was getting back in the dating game with retired NFL quarterback Tom Brady.
Alas, the mom to North West, Saint West, Chicago West and Psalm West—with ex-husband Kanye West—wasn't on the hunt for a new teammate. "They have friends and business partners in common, but [are] not dating," a source told E! News in May 2023. "Kim is very focused on her kids, her businesses, law school and preparing for American Horror Story."
As for those rumors she's dating Odell Beckham Jr.? Well, as a source told E! in September, "She's not seriously dating anyone at the moment but open to finding love again if she meets the right person."
In a 2023 episode, Kris shoots her shot while chatting with Khloe Kardashian about Tristan Thompson, asking, "How's everything going with Tristan?" Safe to say the Good American founder has the L.A. Lakers power forward benched for now. Though the exes have worked out a game plan for raising daughter True and son Tatum, Khloe shot down the idea that they're back together in May 2023, calling the narrative "tiring."
She's more interested in starting a fresh story. After meeting Love Is Blind star Alexa Lemieux the following April, Khloe pitched a winning idea to Netflix, writing on Instagram, "I think some of us single K sisters should go on LIB. What do you think?"
Months after Kendall Jenner's split with NBA guard Devin Booker in fall 2022 , the model's love life got an assist from friends Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber. The married duo were spotted enjoying a double date with the reality star, 27, and musician Bad Bunny, 29, in February 2023. The following December, it was reported that the two had called it quits.
Seems Kylie Jenner has found herself a new beautiful boy. Last seen publicly with rapper Travis Scott—dad to her daughter Stormi, 5, and son Aire, 15 months—at an Art Basel party in December, the beauty mogul, 25, has been linked to Oscar-nominated actor Timothée Chalamet, 27, since April 2023. Now, rise and shine because you don't want to miss the glimpses they've given us of their romance at New York Fashion Week and the US Open, as well as live on TV, when they showed PDA while seated together at the 2024 Golden Globes.