The jokes were flying at the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco. "We're here tonight so James could live out one of his unfulfilled sexual fantasies," Seth Rogen said. "To have a room full of his friends s--t all over him."
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"So many gay jokes tonight about Franco," the Parks and Recreation star said. "Apparently if you're clean, well dressed and mildly cultured, you're super gay now. Is that why the rest of you guys are so aggressively fat and dirty?"
The Moneyball actor told the comedian his set was "amazing" even after he tore into him about his fluctuating weight. Ross said, "When Jonah's agent called him and said Quentin Tarantino wanted to put him in a spaghetti western [Django Unchained], Jonah was like, 'You had me at spaghetti.'"
"Andy, remember when Justin Timberlake would take your calls," Nick Kroll snarked. "Who would have thought that out of the 'D--k in a Box' guys, the guy from 'N Sync would be the one with the movie career?"
The comedian's look and bikini-clad entourage were inspired by Franco's gritty indie, Spring Breakers. "James Franco is half-Italian, half-asleep," Ross said. "He's a disgrace to Italian actors. James Gandolfini must be trying to roll over in his grave."
"I know I look terrific as a woman," Franco shot back at the many jokes aimed at his cross-dressing projects. "I know I'm certainly doing a better job than that guy dressed over there as Sarah Silverman."
Silverman lampooned the Saturday Night Live star's decision to leave the legendary late-night comedy show. "I'm going to miss you in show business," she said. "Isn't it funny that you're doing ads for a [T-Mobile] phone and now you don't need one anymore?"
"Right before the show had started, Seth rolled a gigantic fatty—because that was the only way he could get Jonah Hill onto the stage," Silverman cracked.
The man-of-the-hour's 91-year-old grandmother, Mitzi Verne, was in the audience. "Sorry, grandma," Franco said before ending the night with a crude remark about oral sex.
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