"I would rather stab myself in the taint than hear another Nickelback song."
"Why is Jason Mraz the unofficial soundtrack for s--t BBQs?"
"Korn. F--k those guys more than nickelback."
"I like some of halsey's songs but my god she sings like a goat being f--ked in the ass"
"One of my employees was talking about how the chainsmokers are actually pretty good and don't deserve all the hate. So I fired him."
"People say I should be more positive. Ok. I'm positive that Luke Bryan is a horse-toothed, d--kless, air-humping doofus."
"Jason derulo sucks horse c--k"
"WTF is a dualipa? Sounds like a sloppy b--w job."
"The Strokes. Worst. Piece. Of. S--t. Band. Ever. Made. Period."
"Trying to decide which is worse, maroon 5, hitler, or imaginedragons"
"I feel like Remy Ma physically fights her beats. Like she can't rap on beat to save her life."
"Tyler the Creator has a small penis with no real talent whatsoever."
"Lil Yachty's hair looks like liquorice and his teeth look like f--king M&M's he looks like a complete f--king moron."
"I wish I could make sh--ty music like Rae Sremmurd and make millions of dollars for it."
"Imagine a pile of s--t, but then that pile of s--t takes a s--t. That's what Trippie Redd looks like."
"Just when you think maybe the world is gonna be ok, Big Sean comes out with a new piece of s--t song."
"Wow isn't A$AP Rocky a load of hype bulls--t...yawn, next."
"Yo dj khaled focus on getting your own fat a-- in shape guy, you can't inspire people to be great when you haven't seen your d--k in years."
"I just farted and it smells like @Wale entire discography."
"Awkwafina has the voice of a 58 year old divorce attorney."
"Lil Wayne is what happens when you pour four loko on a gremlin."
"You're either a lesbian, a toddler, ex-con or Pusha-T if you still rockin braids this year."
"Anderson paak looks like he f--ks his cousin tbh."
"50 Cent is a moron and needs to be kicked in the BALLSACK."