"Hey, what happened to T-Pain? There's still a massive market for sh--ty music."
"Now that @TheRealEve is all postracial and tryna raise colorblind babies...does she still have those pawprints on her ti**ies tho?"
"Ty Dolla $ign looks like the crab from Moana."
"Logic is the worst rapper of all time, Paula Dean can rap better."
"Yo Gotti forehead so big all his songs count as a duet."
"Jalen Rose looks like he has Lego hair."
"Tracy McGrady looks like a grown ass Steve Urkel w/ Biggie Small's eyes #NBA"
"Draymond Green's jump shot is ALMOST as ugly as his face... Almost."
"Ben Simmons might have the most boring voice I've ever heard."
"I f--king hate glenn robinson man what a bitch"
"Jimmy Butler has my most hated player in the league award. Ugly ********. What the **** is that on his head? He look dirty as ****."
"DeAaron fox look like a auntie in the face"
"Stevie Wonder shoots free throws like Andre Drummond"
"Stephen A. Smith is what happens when a human tries to be a Caps lock button."
"@Rachel_Nichols can you stop screaming into your microphone! I've never seen someone so annoying on television in my life and I'm old enough to have watched the #nanny"
"Scottie Pippen has the face of a man that's been through some s--t."
"I need someone to blame so I'll go with old faithful. This is all Kevin Love's fault"
"Charles Barkley has pancake t-tties"
"Kobe looks like he crys to can I get a kiss from a rose by seal"
"Tom Hiddleston is so f--king ugly why is no one acknowledging this"
"I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are....."
"scarlett johansson has the emotional range of a f--king celery i hate white people"
"why do so many people have a crush on sebastian stan he looks like a potato"
"Winston Duke broad as hell up top with crackhead legs."