Wooden stakes are fatal to a vampire, but wooden acting just makes them seem hotter. We kid! The film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's hugely popular vampire novels seems to have all the essentials for a hit: a hot young cast led by Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, an angsty teen romance parents just won't understand, a pack of new millennial wild boys and, what the hell, car chases, too.
So fine, we'll bite, but what say you: Would you spend an eternity with these undead heads, or are you more apt to watch Buffy reruns or that vampire movie where Nicolas Cage eats the cockroach? Comment away.