Dita Von Teese is certainly not shy when it comes to showing her bra. She's a burlesque dancer with her own lingerie line! But this rose-colored dress doesn't offer up the typical peekaboo top. That giant, gaping hole in the middle of the bodice looks like it popped open after a giant arm gesture!
If the Von Follies designer was going to show off her undergarments, wouldn't she do it in a less awkward fashion?
The way the cutout on this vintage-style gown is positioned seems ill-fitting for the Bettie Page Reveals star's ta-tas. It looks like she forced them into a tight fit and they fought back with a dress bust.
But if this is supposed to be a sexy showcase of the sexy dancer's lady humps, it misses the mark. All we see is smushed skin covered up by a big black bra. We'd prefer to see something that looks less like an awkward accident.