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Apparently somebody didn't get the memo.
Earth to Cameron Diaz: The Sesame Street lawyers are not cool with people dressing up in sexy Big Bird costumes for Halloween.
And the whole world knows you made $34 million last year as Hollywood's second highest-paid actress. Do you want all that money to go to Bert and Ernie? Because that's where you're headed, Cameron. You're headed toward a multimillion-dollar court finding in favor of public broadcasting.
Yes, technically, this is a Gucci dress that supposedly has nothing to do with Big Bird, Halloween or Republican talking points. But is this getup a coincidence? We think not.
Take Cameron to the cleaners, Kermit!