The Real Housewives of Secaucus starring Amy Schumer? Where do we sign up? The Trainwreck writer and star is pitching herself for Bravo's Real Housewives franchise in the video above and, well, it's pretty brilliant.
Why would Schumer be a good Real Housewife? "I'm all of those things. I'm real. I'm in the house a lot. I am not a wife, but I have had sex with a lot of married people," she says in the video. She also has a lot of exes, so the drama factor is there.