Chris Pratt is looking for his doinker.
The Passengers star visited the Tonight Show set Tuesday to get into the holiday spirit. While donning a Santa Suit, the actor was on a mission to recover a missing toy at his workshop—and the culprit was elf Jimmy Fallon.
As their segment of Mad Lib Theater played out, Pratt and Fallon had an eccentric group of words to play with, including "pickles, "gerbils," "spanking" and Pratt's personal favorite, "the nad."
"The only reason I work so hard is because I get to spread joy to millions of people and go sit by the fire shaking my nad," the actor laughed as he read the kooky script.
Fortunately, Santa Claus got down to the bottom of the mystery—his elf had indeed taken the toy.
"I sold the toy," Fallon admitted. "I only did it because I wanted to impress my pediatrician."
No bad feelings here. For the grand finale, Pratt sang his favorite holiday jingle "Jingleforks" in honor of the Christmas miracle.
"Jingleforks, jingleforks, jingle all the way," he belted out. "Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open starship."
It was a unique rendition, to say the least.