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Real Giudice Girls of New Jersey

Bravo

The Real Giudice Girls of New Jersey? 100 percent would watch. Bravo gave us a taste of what it would be like if Teresa Giudice's kids took center stage with their own Real Housewives of New Jersey style opening credits. Yes, Gia Giudice, Audriana Giudice, Milania Giudice and Gabriella Giudice (in what is perhaps the most she's ever said on camera?) all recorded their own Real Housewives taglines. As we do with other Real Housewives openings and their taglines, we're going to rank the Giudice girls'. Because why not?

1. Milania: "Sometimes I get bored and I just do stuff that's crazy. How long is this going to take?"
This is perfect and sums up this little rascal so well. Milania for president.

2. Gabriella: "My mom calls it OCD, apparently, I just don't like being late."
OK, this is coupled with footage of Gabriella rearranging things and cleaning. Is that what she's doing in the background all the time while the other girls play for the camera?

3. Audriana: "I love my whole family so much—to the beyond and back."
Wasn't this somebody's tagline already?

4. Gia: "I definitely want kids when I get older, but I mean, I probably don't want four."
This is a fair assessment.

Take a look at their special opening credits above.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs Sundays, 8 p.m. on Bravo.

(E! and Bravo are both part of the NBCUniversal family.)