The Internet Boyfriend is a true 2016 phenomenon. People all over the digital world decide to lay claim to a certain person, falling head over heels in World Wide Web love. They make memes out of their crush, they tweet tributes to their crush, they dedicate Instagram posts and Snapchats and viral videos to their crush.
To be an Internet Boyfriend is to know true honor. And today, we're here to bestow that honor on a wholly different kind of crush. We speak of Samson the Cat , otherwise known as...wait for it...Catstradamus.
The moniker is aptly named, as Samson is in fact one of the world's largest cats. At a mere four years old, he weighs in at a whopping 28 pounds and boasts an incredible four feet of length. In short, he is one monster of a cat—but what an adorable monster he is.