Drake didn't exactly look thrilled after Madonna made out with him onstage at Coachella Sunday.
His facial expression post-kiss conveyed something in between utter shock and sheer disgust. "Oh, s--t," the rapper, 28, said to the equally confused audience. "What the f--k just happened?"
Madonna, 56, was quite proud of her conquest, even Instagramming a photo of her Drizzy domination the next day. Drake, too, posted a photo of the surprise smooch, calling it one of his "Moments to write home about"—but the Internet wasn't satisfied!
The mean memes flooded in. Drake, however, wasn't having it! Late Monday night, he Instagrammed a closer-up, sexy shot of himself and Madge mid-kiss. He also made it clear how he really felt about the swapping of spit, writing, "Don't misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel  about that forever. Thank you @madonna"
Ah, see? A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but he does kiss and clarify! Madonna, for what it's worth, has no regrets about her brazen behavior. Just least month, she told Us Weekly, "The lifelong ambition I still want to fulfill is to go on a dream date with Drake—and only kiss him."
Mission accomplished! Age is truly nothin' but a number to the Material Girl. Last month on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, she revealed she has "no limits" when it comes to dating a younger guy. And even though the youngest fella she's dated was 22, she had no qualms about playfully flirting with 21-year-old Justin Bieber!
During a borderline-TMI game of "Never Have I Ever," she took a look at the Biebs' shirtless spread in Men's Health and humorously declared, "That looks 22. For sure!"
"That's what's underneath here," Justin added with a grin.
"On the outside, he's 21," said Madonna, "[but] on the inside he's 22!"