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New Years Eve, 2015

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Yes, we know. You're all going to get fit, quit smoking, drink less and be friendlier in 2015. Those resolutions, while noble and important, bore us. We want to see the really crazy, ambitious resolutions! Where are those people?!

Right. They're on Twitter. And they are promising some pretty crazy s—t for their own life in 2015. And we so applaud them for it, and we hope they achieve their lofty goals of becoming Beyoncé, taking more naps, eating less fondue and marry rich:

Yes! Less pants for all!

Happy New Year, everyone! May your 2015 be everything you wanted and more, except with less pants. #NoPants2015

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What's your resolution for the new year?