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A nod of the Soup hazmat suit to Benabigdog2 and his contribution of this promo clip for the Oozinator, a member of the Hasbro Super Soaker family. The sheer excess of wretched joke possibilities for this thing is boggling, so let’s let the Hasbro website do the talking:

“Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze!" And as they wipe the bio-ooze from their eyes, you can lecture the youngsters on the Green movement. So remember, "With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!” And drenched is way better than soaked. Also, this is a great icebreaker with the ladies.