Marcia Cross

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It seems desperate times called for desperate measures for Desperate Housewives' Marcia Cross.

While it remains unclear why the actress and mother of twins was forced to use a Malibu men's room facility this weekend, we're just glad to see she chose to cover up her tootsies before entering.

Because we definitely don't need a repeat of this memorable occasion. Ever.