• Penélope Cruz is pulling the ol' "Oh, I'm not really beautiful" actress card. Own it girl, you're a fox!
• Angelina Jolie has reportedly been discussing her rumored role of Catwoman with a porn star friend via email.
• David Hasselhoff's car is easily identified, what with his website emblazoned across the rear bumper. Lame, you say? Good marketing, we say.
• Robert Downey Jr. has shaved his Iron Man goatee for a straight-up 'stache. We're digging it, are you?