Angelina Jolie

As we wait breathlessly for the $14 million Brangie babies, Vivienne and Knox, Gawker has a hot new rumor. Their snoops say People mag's special Monday issue includes roughly 30 pages of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie kiddie pics. Um, 30 pages? We don't even want to look at 30 pages of our own nieces and nephews.

But, hey, we understand People needs to get some mileage out of their exclusive. And even at that rate, they're still paying half-a-mil per page. Your mileage may vary.