Jobiskup Says: "I'm pretty certain that she's hiding Mary-Kate under that coat."
Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!
The Perp: Ashley Olsen, in France for Spring 2011 Fashion Week
Ooh la la! One-half of our favorite wacky fashionista duo is stalking the streets of Paris...or is that the woolly mammoth reincarnated? We kid, we kid—everyone knows it's just Ashley being Ashley.