Just when you thought Robert Pattinson's hair washing ways couldn't get any worse, enter Tom Cruise—or rather, Tom's Tropic Thunder alter ego extraordinaire, Les Grossman.
Reprising his role as the flick's foul-mouthed and balding mega mogul, Tom's ug-tastic other has some, um, colorful advice for R.Pattz' plans to clean up a bit for the MTV Movie Awards: don't!
For what it's worth, we're inclined to agree. A clean shaven guy is good, but the dirtier our Rob is, the better. Thanks, Tom!