• In Touch Weekly is giving us a glimpse of what Snooki might look like as a normal person. An overtanned normal person, yes, but still normal for her!
• Carrie Underwood blogged about her engagement: "I think you all know what Santa left under the tree for me this year ... a fiancé! Woo hoo! Little Ace is finally going to have a dad! We all couldn't be happier!!!"
• Mark Wahlberg doesn't want to tell David Beckham to go back to England and get out of his neighborhood, but he will say, "Man, we don't want your soccer."
• Kanye West volunteered at a homeless shelter for the holidays. See! He's all fixed and ready to be a good person for 2K10.
• Lily Allen topless and smoking in a fashion magazine is not nearly as gross as Lindsay Lohan doing the same. Discuss.
• If Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's domestic violence problems aren't exactly your scandal of choice this week, there's still this Demi Moore and the Case of the Photoshopped Hip scandal you can check out.
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Who is that lady walking around with our Rob Pattz in Big Pic?!