Back in Bible days, Jesus lived on a meager diet and looked great. The sinewy, well-muscled body, the impressive abs, the chiseled jawline. 

Of course, times have changed, and—thanks to the abundance of fast food God has given us—a person's got to hunker down and do some serious excercise to cut a Christ-like figure.

That's why there's Christian Fitness, the show that let's you get your temple in shape and stay humble with thoughts of scripture.

But beware the devilish towel action.