Jason Segel Gets Really Personal With Fans
We've got your number, Jason Segel. Now if we could just get the image of your naked body out of our brains, we'd be set.
The multitalented How I Met Your Mother star popped up at the show by the Swell Season—the Oscar-winning duo from the film Once—at Los Angeles' Wiltern Theater last night. He came in hopes of charming one (or more!) of the band's fans with a new song he'd written just for the occasion about love, sex and his FX-free penis.
Sample lyric: "Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Well, there were no special effects, no no special effects/So if you like what you saw, it's exactly what I'm working with."
We have no idea if the come-on worked, but if it did, we're pretty sure he'll write a song about it.
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Levi Johnston Flips Sarah Palin the Proverbial Bird
Looks like Thanksgiving dinner at Aunt Katie's won't be happening this year.
Hearing that his former future mother-in-law, Sarah Palin, is a bit heartbroken by his decision to pose for Playgirl, Levi Johnston thought neither long nor hard and announced that he couldn't care less.
"You know what, I don't care if she sees them," he said of the not-full-frontal photos he took for the magazine, when E!'s cameras caught up with him today at L.A. International Airport.
"Who cares about what she says or does? I don't care. Forget about her," he said.
It's very obvious that the 19-year-old father of Palin's grandson, Tripp, doesn't care what she thinks, which is that Levi is "on a road that's not a healthy place to be."
True, the traffic on the road leading out of LAX is an accident waiting to happen...
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Carrie Prejean, for one, cares what Sarah Palin thinks.
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Taylor Jacobson Talks Twilight Fashion, Confirms Split With Rachel Zoe
It's done.
"I no longer work for Rachel, we separated. We are divorced. I'm not in touch with anyone. It's done," Taylor Jacobson confirms exclusively to E! News in her first interview since leaving the employ of stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe.
Despite spending two years as a main character on Bravo's The Rachel Zoe Project, Jacobson says she won't miss seeing herself on the show.
Because she never watched it!
"I never watch it. Never, ever, ever! I've never seen a whole episode. I've seen clips, but that's all," Jacobson reveals to E! "It wasn't entertaining to me because it was just my job and it was just being filmed, so I didn't see a reason to watch it."
Jacobson says she admires artists like Lady Gaga and Katy Perry, and hopes to get into more music-related projects. As well, she's already moved onto new TV ventures, such as contributing her expertise to E!'s New Moon-themed installment of Fashion Police along with Giuliana Rancic and Louise Roe.
Check out Taylor in action in the above clip as she turns her discerning eye on Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
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Watch E!'s Fashion Police: New Moon and check out the gorgeous goings-on in our New Moon Premiere gallery.
Beyoncé and Lady Gaga Join Forces. Meh
Today brings more Lady Gaga in a music video. This time, it's for what was supposed to be an epic duet between Beyoncé and Gaga for "Video Phone."
Now, because Gaga is just a guest in B's world, she has to tone down the crazy, which gives us a glimpse at what she would look like if she were just a normal pop star: No over-the-top costumes, silly makeup or razor sunglasses—just a good old wind machine, long perfect blond weave and leotard. Pretty underwhelming.
But this is really Beyoncé's music video, so let's not forget about her. While the song is not "Single Ladies" catchy, that doesn't stop B from bringing the fierce, even when it means ripping off Rihanna's style at the beginning or Bettie Page in the middle. And she does look cute all '40s pinup style, so no complaints here.
But wait, there's more. Beyoncé returns the favor, singing/rapping on Gaga's upcoming EP, The Fame Monster, on a track that is also phone related: "Telephone." (Check it out after the jump.) It'll be interesting to see if Beyoncé will go all Gaga should they do a music video and if it would look as awkward as Lady Gaga looks in "Video Phone" (or in last night's Gossip Girl appearance).
Glee Sneaks: Look Who's Got a Crush on Teacher!
This week's all-new installment of Glee is called "Ballad," and it centers on Rachel Berry's (Lea Michele) new and inappropriate crush on "Mr. Shu" (Matthew Morrison). As Mr. Shu tries to manage Rachel's feelings, he recalls another schoolgirl-crush situation that plagued him in the past. And that young lady is none other than the always divine Sarah Drew as Suzy Pepper. We caught up with Sarah a few weeks back to discuss her guest gig on Grey's Anatomy and she tipped us off about what to expect from her Glee part:
Video: Mariah Carey Wants to Know What Love Is
Mimi has really come to play on her version of Foreigner's rock-ballad classic "I Want to Know What Love Is." She's scouting the elusive "L" in a packed baseball stadium, watching her tiny self sing in the center of the diamond from the huge video replay monitors.
If the setting is grandiose, her musical taste is clearly down-to-earth. She shows restraint in the verses and the first chorus with a breathy, emotional voice, before the inevitable pyrotechnics later in the song: the gospel choir eruption, hitting the dog-whistle high notes, the naked emotionalism mixed with amazing technical accomplishment—you know, the whole Mariah Carey thing.
It definitely microwaves our burrito, but what did you think? Is this an instant classic or instantly forgettable cheese? Let us know in the comments section.
Rihanna and Chris Brown Battle It Out via Music Video
With videos like these, it's almost as if Rihanna and Chris Brown were hoping for mass-media scrutiny to follow.
As promised, the two megastars debuted their new music videos Friday, her first since the highly publicized incident last February, and spoiler alert: they're both left wide open for interpretation.
Rihanna's "Russian Roulette" portrays some seemingly real emotion as the songstress bounces back and forth between writhing around a padded cell and facing off with a rather muscular man presenting her with a loaded gun.
Representative of her relationship battles with Brown? Likely Perhaps, but far more unstated than her former counterpart's attempt.
You can't deny Brown's ability to bust a move in his videos, but "Crawl" just feels like another one of Camp Chris' ploys for public pity. The song is good, but casting R&B singer Cassie—often touted as Rihanna 2.0 because of her strong fashion statements and outlandish hairstyles—to play Brown's faux famous-ex? Not very cool.
Now you decide: Who gives fans the best comeback video: Rihanna or Chris Brown?
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Lindsay Lohan: "I've Never Been Happier in My Life!"
Despite her father's shenanigans, a failing acting career and a disastrous foray into high fashion, Lindsay Lohan insists she's one very happy chick.
"I've never been happier in my life," she insisted to us last night at the Nu Pop Movement watch launch at Kitson Men. "As long as my mom, my sister and my brother are happy, then I'm good."
As for Papa Lohan, Linds couldn't help but take a few digs at the man who claims everything he reveals to the tabloids does is all in the name of helping his daughter...
Need a Laugh? Urine Luck, Thanks to a Beaver and CBS
It's Friday, so naturally a beaver was the big guest on the CBS Early Show. Make that, a full-bladdered beaver. Though not for long.
Blame nerves, blame nature, blame an oddly well-honed sense of urinary precision, but just a few short moments into the animal segment, unsuspecting correspondent Debbye Turner Bell was sprayed by a blast of liquid excretion.
No problem, these things happen. But rarely do they happen twice in a row.
As Bell made her way toward a towel-bearing minder, the beaver struck again, this time releasing another stream of pee right in her face.
We don't know whether to be impressed or grossed out. The Early Show, though, clearly wanted us to go with the latter, providing as they did a slow-motion reel of the incident.
For which we thank them.
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Levi and Katie Big Topics in Oprah-Palin Summit
Oprah Winfrey is no Katie Couric. Which, for Sarah Palin, has got to be a blessing.
The former vice presidential candidate has completed her much-hyped interview with the openly Obama-favoring queen of daytime, and although the highly anticipated summit won't air until Monday, we got a taste of their sit-down today.
Based on the clips and transcripts, it looks like Winfrey managed to get in the questions inquiring minds want to know without Palin pulling off her microphone and sitting silently in protest.
Like that infamous, potentially campaign-costing Couric interview. Palin admits it wasn't her proudest moment, but didn't take the bait when asked if she regarded it as game-changer.
"I did not. And neither did the campaign. In fact, that is why segment 2 and 3 and 4 and maybe 5 were scheduled. The campaign said, 'Right on. Good. You're showing your independence. This is what America needs to see and it was a good interview.'
"And of course I'm thinking, 'If you thought that was a good interview, I don't know what a bad interview is,' because it was a bad interview."
Oprah, of course, knows from good interviews and has no trouble going there. Which means Levi Johnston's ears are burning.
Victim of Horrifying Chimp Attack Shows Face for the First Time on Oprah
Another heartrending get for Oprah Winfrey.
Charla Nash, whose face was destroyed by her boss' pet chimpanzee in February, revealed the extent of her injuries for the first time during an interview that aired Wednesday on The Oprah Winfrey Show.
"I don't remember anything," Nash said, speaking on what was her 56th birthday, of the attack that left her severely disfigured.
"I told the doctor that I don't want to remember because I can't imagine what it was like. If I do start remembering, getting flashbacks, they have medicine to help me with that...I want to get healthy. I don't want to wake up with nightmares."
(Video from the interview is after the jump. Please be advised that it contains graphic and disturbing images.)
See Locklear's Triumphant Return to Melrose Place
Heather Locklear really does have something goin' on. Maybe it's her 30 years of experience in series television or maybe it's that her boobs look fantastic, but whatever the source of her power, Locklear's ability to transform TV shows appears to remain entirely intact.
Heather Locklear (re)joins the cast of Melrose Place this coming Tuesday, and it looks like she still has exactly the chilly authority the CW needs to up Melrose's profile in TV land. Melrose's prospects remain realistically dim, but should Heather's arrival generate enough buzz and a moderate ratings increase, the show might live out the season and be considered for a second year. It's hard to tell what people really want from their nighttime soaps, so who's to say why the show is struggling, but Locklear's involvement is as likely as any other effort to bring about a series renewal.
Now, as for the content of these three sneak peeks, Amanda's definitely moving in to Ella's (Katie Cassidy) PR firm, but where will she live now that she's back in town? Find out:








