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This Has Been The Hater
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Further Adventures In Press Releases
Spoofing has never been so hysterical! more >>
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It's Hard Out There For An Oscar-Winning Fugitive
Please don't pity Roman Polanski. more >>
Magadheera: If You See One Movie Where a Jeep Flies Into a Helicopter, Make It This One
We don't know what Magadheera means, but after watching this clip from the Indian epic, we'd guess it loosely translates as, "Holy F--king Sh-t This Is So Ridiculous That It's Awesome and, Again, Holy F--king Sh-t."
A Big Dildon't on The Bad Girls Club
Over on The Bad Girls Club, things got...well, exactly how they always get, when a guy did the unthinkable to Kristen at a bar.
Project Runway Gives a Crap About Fashion
The competition is fierce on Project Runway, which is not a show about who can build the best runway—we might actually watch drunken Teamsters fist fighting while laying asphalt—but a group of aspiring young design talents fighting to launch a career in fashion. Valerie is among them, and she's discovered some dirty info on her opposing team. Very dirty.
America's Got Talent, Especially for Stating the Obvious
One of the great things about America's Got Talent is getting to know the Americans possessing the talent. Okay, it's really not that great, but it provides some insight into the world of flamboyant gymnasts Michael and Ashley.
Showering Naked—No, the Other Kind of Shower—on I'm Pregnant and a Nudist
If there's one thing we're constantly getting emails about demanding us to show more of, it's an interest in our brother-in-law's idiotic vinyl siding business that there's no way we're dumping anymore money into no matter how much he begs.
But if there are two things we're constantly getting emails about demanding us to show more of, it's the interest in the brother-in-law crap, and naked pregnant women. Well, lucky for you emailers of the latter, there's a show called I'm Pregnant and..., and this week's ellipsis was filled in with the words, 'a nudist.'
Basking in the Glory of Kate Hudson on The Rachel Zoe Project
The focus of today's Rachel Zoe Project seems to be abject worship of a celebrity. In this case, we find the stylist gushing like the BP oil spill over Kate Hudson. Zoe has flown to London to have a "girlie moment" with the talent that lit up You, Me and Dupree, whose magnetic superstar aura casts such a spell over Rachel that she "forgets about everything else that's happening" in her life. Like not dressing like a tram loader at Disneyland's Haunted Mansion.
Hair Battle Spectacular Hits the Pipe
Welcome to Hair Battle Spectacular, a desperate attempt to squeeze yet another reality show from the seriously depleted fashion world. Wait, they haven't covered Korean nail salons yet, so we take that back. Anyway, let's tag along with stylist Tara as she visits the hardware store. Which all hair stylists do, right?
A Quick Tuck with a Little Duct on RuPaul's Drag U
Over on RuPaul's Drag U, the potential draguettes were given a baby doll and told to make it over into a baby drag queen. Fortunately April didn't forget the most important part of a drag queen's garment.
Guess that doll's a pre-op tranny. But, just like its human counterparts, if you rip the tape off hard enough it can quickly become a post-op.
Bachelor Pad Dives Deep Into Shallow End of Talent Pool
The gaggle of emotionally dysfunctional, money hungry Bachelor Pad dwellers have been through a wide array of tests including gang kissing (one girl blinfolded as multiple male tongues probe her oral cavity) and pie eating (nothing like watching hotties vomit), and now the show has cooked up a little ego-destroying psych test that's part Scientology, part plain ol' humiliation, playground style.
Nancy Grace Hopped Up on Paris Hilton Cocaine
In case you pay attention to things that matter in life and haven't heard, Las Vegas cops recently found cocaine in Paris Hilton's possession. And because rage gets her off, Nancy Grace has worked herself into a hot little lather over this one. Last night she invited radar online's Alexis Tereszcuk on her show to discuss, and in her excitement even squirted a little rage Alexis' way.
