As a person of intelligence, Paris Hilton is brilliant at holding small dogs.

So perhaps it comes as no surprise that the notorious Bling Ring—a gang of 20-something burglars who focused on raiding the homes of Hollywood's young glitterati—chose Paris as their first target.

It's just so much easier stealing from dumb people. And, as Good Morning America reveals, little did the Ring masters know how easy.  

This Divorce Court couple can agree on one thing: They are up to here with each other.

For wife Jordynne, it took her suspicions of husband Joal allegedly cheating to push her over.

But that's nothing compared to what crossed the line for Joal.

Evidently, he's not a fan of spilled food or unfinished meals.   

What can we say? Divorce is messy.

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In the world of vastly respected television journalists, certainly Anderson Cooper and his all-encompassing 360 view of newsmakers that matter is at the top of the heap.

So where does a professional of such caliber go for incisive information on topics like the Jersey Shore and its guidette media vixen Snooki and her new Kim Kardashian incarnation?

The Soup, of course. Your move, Bill O'Reilly.

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Hey Anderson, need a little more background? Check out our Jersey Shore Hits Hollywood gallery.

It takes a special breed of man to delve into dangerous, unexplored territory. 

Longtime outdoorsman Terry Grant is such a man.

Yet even he is taken aback by the prospect of entering into an an uncharted area so dense, so overgrown that it lends itself to horrible, frighteningly obvious genital-based humor. 

As the song says, "for every drop of rain a flower grows."

In the case of 17-year-old American Idol hopeful and self-described "beautiful man flower" Adrian, he must have been engulfed by a perfect storm. At six-foot-eight, you could fit three Seacrests into the budding warbler. 

His mission? To prove size doesn't matter when it comes to singing.

He was right. He lost. 

Of all the ladies involved in the soap opera of pretending to want to marry Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka, Marcia Brady–like Tenley is the only one with actual nuptial experience.

Yet her union fell apart. She made mistakes. Now she's willing to 'fess up to prying Jake. It was all due to…bad greeting habits! But it won't happen again!

Is J.P. envisioning coming home after a hard day at the airplane to a lusty welcome from his contrite sweetie, all dolled up in a vinyl french maid outfit?

Um, probably not.

"Say anything" is not only the title of a classic John Hughes film, it pretty much defines the hosting banter on Today.

Of course, it's usually avuncular weather kook Al Roker cracking wise, but wait—demure Ann Curry wants to get into the act! And she works blue!

All she needs is a rim shot.

And don't forget to try the veal, folks.

There are many glorious sights in the world of sports. The 50-yard touchdown run. The perfectly executed triple play. The rare and thrilling hole-in-one.

And, of couse, the bobsledder bodysuit backside split, flawlessly performed here by a member of the British women's team.

But if you think that excites Sports Soup host Matt Iseman, check out what it does to our pisan the Italian play-by-play anouncer.

There's even more impressive athletic prowess to be seen Tuesday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT on Sports Soup.

Riddle us this, Soup fiends: what has 5 women and 10 vaginas?

The Tyra Show. As if there could be any other answer…well, maybe Maury, back in the days before he concentrated on cheaters and lie detectors, but in this case, it is indeed the daring Ms. Banks who introduces us to ladies with a little something extra in the drawers.

And there's a gay guy in there, too. Not in the drawers, but well, just watch the thing.

Catch this and more on The Tyra Show today at 3 p.m. ET/PT.

Lusty Tyra Banks may be well-versed in such refined kinks as fingering (and delightedly huffing) the navals of fat men, but when it comes to the fast-paced world of teenage sex, Banks is in the dark.

What kind of dirty act are today's youth involved in that has something to do with tea?

Gee, we're stumped too. In fact, we were so frustrated we decided to bag the whole thing.

Now that Bachelor Jake has narrowed down his stable of confused, desperate women, the gals that he's toying with—sorry, falling for at the same time—are in a nervous state.

Particularly poor Vienna, who sneaks down to the man's bedroom bearing wine and wicked intent.

Her seduction plans backfire. Now, she's really afraid of getting hurt.

Good thing she didn't see Jake's post-kiss reaction at 0:12. But then girls are, of course, gross.

If you thought that the guidos on Jersey Shore were a hot-blooded, excitable bunch, get a load of hyper-energy from the Old Country as Italian soccer announcer Tiziano Crudeli gets all up in some serious fortissimo over Milan's goal-scoring.

Or is he just really into Wilfred Brimley?

Find out how this could somehow make sense with a zesty taste of Sports Soup, and come back for more Tuesday nights at 10 p.m. ET/PT.