Pinkeye Washes Up on Jersey Shore

Dude wonders where the heck did he get that?

By Peter Gilstrap Dec 10, 2009 8:16 PMTags

Dedicated Jersey Shore guido Vinny likes many things that are pink, but his eye is not one of them.

Bummer, as it looks like he just may have contracted himself a case of it, big time.

Luckily, buff Ronnie—who is an ear, eye, nose and throat specialist, provided they belong to females and can be used in a some form of sex act—is on hand to tender an astute diagnosis.

And if you guessed it involves "a fat girl's ass," go to the head of the class, bro.