Jim Spellman/Getty Images; Richard Harding/UPPA/ZUMA Press; Kevin Mazur/Getty ImagesJim Morrison and his unique maternal feelings aside, most male celebs appear to be happy with the basic definition of motherly affection. But not all of them.
“Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.”
Is Shia LaBeouf yearning for a new twist on a mother and child reunion? Is Vince Vaughn that kind of a swinger? Or is John Mayer's mama packing something that Jennifer, Jessica and Minka aren't?
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Shia LaBeouf!