Do-Me Meter: Brooke Lookin' Purr-fect
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Usually when a gal dresses up as a cat for Halloween, it's of the "sexy" variety, so we're a li'l disappointed with Brooke Shields' feline getup for a Hell-Ay event. The modest look's more Mommy Cat than Sex Kitten, a wasted opportunity to show some gams and cleavage for the sake of good, clean, family fun. But this beaming babe, with daughters Rowan and Grier, is still bangin' fine after all these years, no? Actually, come to bitchy think of it, this is the best Brooke-hon's looked in a while, after a long while of looking domesticated and a bit dull. B.S. should dress up more often; the frisky kitty look suits her. She's a better Catwoman than Halle Berry ever was, at least.
—With additional sass by Becky Bain
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