A year ago, you probably wouldn't have batted a goss'-loving lash at Jason Sudeikis.
But after a muy hilarious turn as the host of last weekend's MTV Movie Awards—as well as some baby-daddy rumors courtesy of a certain minxy mutant (which we think he poked fun at expertly)—J.S. is on his way to becoming a household name.
So is the fame getting to him?
Nope!
Jason recently sat down with Bullett mag and revealed that his super power of choice would not be getting rid of his new celeb status.
"Visibility," he dished when asked what he'd like to take a break from. "Not in the sense of, ‘Oh, I'm on TV.' I actually don't feel too encumbered by that. But genuine invisibility—like, I'd like to have access to an invisibility cloak."
Makes sense. Jason's stint on SNL is what rocketed him to semi-stardom. And, of course, like any comedian worth his marbles, Jason jokes about what kind of peeping-tom trouble he'd get into with his cloak:
"I guess the teenager in me would go to a Victoria's Secret photo shoot. And the male adult in me would probably just hang out with porn stars, right? No I'm just kidding. I'd sneak into the White House."
We'd sneak into January Jones' house and settle all that baby mama drama once and for all. But you know, that's just us.
Speaking of the ladies, the mag asked Jas if he's heard of a current craze of gals who are into comedians called, duh, "chuckle f--kers."
"I've never heard of that," J.S. laughed, and when asked if he finds women throwing themselves at him, responded: "No. I'm really stand-offish...I have never met a chuckle f--ker."
Well, we already knew January wasn't one, as she once dated Jeremy Piven (and a string of other painfully unfunny fellas). But he does understand where the humor-lovin', lusty ladies are coming from:
"That makes sense to me. There is nothing more attractive—except for maybe a perfect body or a perfectly symmetrical face—than someone who is good at their job. Regardless of what it is...There is nothing more attractive."
Now that might be a nicety directed at Jan—the face and body part, of course. Not everybody seems to think she should stick to her day job.