Emma Summerton/Capitol RecordsAfter one of you little Katy Perry fans 'fessed in yesterday's Bitch-Back that you totally heart the plucky pop star and wondered if she was enough of a bad girl to earn a Blind Vice, we got to thinking.
This request definitely wasn't a first, obviously: Our inboxes are flooded with emails from peeps pleading to know if their fave celeb is one of those nasty Vice stars, usually crying that it would break their heart to find out a famous gal or guy were up to no good.
And while we are totally head over six-inch heels in love with K.P. as well, we wondered what vice in particular would make you end your love affair with the buxom babe—or with any famous femme or fella for that matter.
The way we see it, there are a handful of vice categories that the monikered minions fit into: drugs (à la methy Morgan Mayhem or toked-up Teddy O'Bong); alcohol (boozehounds Buddy Rib-Toast and Buck Me-Good); closet cases (Toothy leading his hordes of in-the-closet men and women); sexaholics (like cheater Chubster Hunkster or Secretia Ohio and her swinger hubby, Chester Shorts-Off); and divas (Cruella St. Shackles and greedy Polly Lucious-Locks come to mind).
Clearly, each particular vice is different (and no doubt some are far worse than others), which is why we tried to list a spectrum of troublemakers within each selection, ranging from the merely naughty to the absolutely awful.
But which dubious deeds do you find to be the worst—maybe even enough to break your fan-loving heart and swear of that star forever? Sound off below!