Michael Yada/ABC"The most A-list celebrity? I'd love to see Hugh Jackman! Wouldn't he be handsome up there doing the fox-trot?"
—So You Think You Can Dance? judge Mary Murphy, on who she'd love to see compete on Dancing With the Stars. Uh, the show would be over in two seconds if actual A-list celebs competed. More totally wacky and random Cloris Leachman types, please! But if we must, how about the other South Pacific punk? Russell Crowe? Nobody's going to his movies anymore, and he could use the reality competish to promote himself—and drop a few pounds. Is he even still considered A-list?