Dear Ted:
Since you know who Toothy Tile is (and all the other B.V.s), then certainly their families and friends do, too. So why has on one ever outed him? I would think any tabloid would love to be the first to print it.
—Kroszelle
Dear Rules Change:
Great question. But remember two muy important things: law and money.
Dear Ted:
Stop whatever you're doing immediately and make Giuliana a sandwich! She looked really skinny on E! last night.
—Miss P
Dear Force-Feeder:
She is starting to look very Rachel Zoe-like.
Dear Ted:
Is Twyla Babe-Sucker Anna Kendrick (the girl who plays Jessica in Twilight)? I found these pictures and it made me think...
—Just Tell Us Already
Dear Wrong Babe:
Twyla's much more recognizable than Anna.
Dear Ted:
Sweetie, I thought we (your loyal readers) had something special. Now I see you are over on Twitter, giving clues that don't appear in your blolumn. What's with that? Duplicates I can understand. But exclusives? Don't you feel dirty for cheating on us like that? Tsk, Tsk.
—Patricia
Dear Not Slutting Around:
I'm well equipped for both jobs, no worries.
Dear Ted:
Love the column. Live for it. I was wondering if you could be so kind as to give me a one-word synopsis of the following Hollywood relayshes: Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, Fergie and Josh Duhamel, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Thanks, baby!
—Amaher
Dear Random Pairing:
Yech, yum, yesterday, yowza and yuck.
Dear Ted:
You should be charging Summit for your "survey" results, on posts such as would New Moon suffer if R abd K hooked up." Research companies charge a lot of money, and the client doesn't even get to see the actual responses. You'd have to arrange with them ahead of time how much they would pay for each comment because obviously once they are posted, they can read them online. Just saying, I'm all about revenue streams!
—Holly
Dear Long Shot:
Summit has no interest in becoming team members with us, I would surmise.
Dear Ted:
I used to love you, but what is going on? If you keep this up, you are going to have to change the name of the blog to the Awful Truth About Rob Pattinson. Do you have a crush on this guy, or are you pandering to the teenagers? Really annoying...sorry.
—Amanda
Dear Fed Up:
You know how it goes in H'wood, dear, and unfortunately for you Pattz is delish dude o' the moment. Just wonder if it will last? Let's hope!
Dear Ted:
Just a comment: Have you always been this hot? I've been reading Awful for years, but only started tuning into Truth Lies and Ted. Sorry this is coming from a straight girl, but if you ever get a chance to off Anderson Cooper, you'd be my No. 1 boy crush of all time! Especially at the end of your latest segment, when you were feeding your dog cake and said some line about "licking"...whoa, baby!
—Celia
Dear Turn On:
I hear the Coop likes to lick more so in private, but thanks!
Dear Ted:
I am sitting here wondering why I just read your "nail-chewing" about Rob Pattinson. I'll never read your crap again. And for your information, I am not a crazy teenager madly in love with "Edward." Your writing just stinks! So there!
—Kriszo
Dear Panties in a Twist:
"So there?" I haven't heard that since middle school.
Dear Ted:
I think we need to cool it with the Eva Longoria Parker "pregnant or fat" posts. The disappearing/reappearing belly may be indicative of a more personal wound for Eva and perhaps we should just honor that and quit talking about whether or not she's pregnant. Or just fat.
—Gabi
Dear Let It Go:
She def didn't look either when we saw her last week.
Dear Ted:
Are you going to weigh in on Rupert Everett's new face? Ghastly, I mean really awful. I'll see him in Blithe Spirit in two weeks in NYC to verify the extent of his ego-inflicted damage to his own mug, which used to be kinda cute in a craggy, British sort of way.
—Steve
Dear Pulled:
Tragic, nothing less.
Dear Ted:
Life & Style makes Rob sound slutty and heartless, using Nikki until something better comes along. Do you see this info as being on the up-and-up or was it all just a setup? Who would want to set him up to look like a man-whore?
—Wondering
Dear First One:
Our Rob is no heartless man-whore. Quite the opposite, actually.