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Ashton Kutcher: Take Off Your Pants, Ladies
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Note to Demi Moore: Don’t wear too much perfume, ditch your oversize diamonds and don’t even think about putting on a pantsuit!
Unless, of course, you’re trying to get rid of your hubby.
In his most recent column in Harper’s Bazaar, Ashton Kutcher reveals some of his biggest turn-offs with some members of the opposite sex, including a certain presidential candidate.
“If I can smell your perfume and we’re not making out, you’re wearing too much,” Kutcher writes. “More of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply.”
The same goes for jewelry. “Women who wear big blingin’ stones don’t look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else’s money,” the star of the upcoming What Happens in Vegas opines. “I don’t want my woman looking like she got bedazzled.”
Nor does he want to see too much skin in public. “I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me,” Kutcher explains. “By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton Look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit, took a lesson from Jackie Kennedy, and found her own Oleg Cassini.”
Meow.
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