Frank Micelotta/BS/Getty Images for Zomba Label Group• Britney Spears is probably not actually getting $14 million for an autobiography of her Circus life. Contain your surprise.
• Here's a great idea: Convince the world your rocky relationship is healthy by opening a joint bank account like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.
• Megan Fox is second rate place.
• Paris Hilton and her BFF Brittany Flickinger may have called it quits. So sad. But we wouldn't have wanted to hang out with this hair either.
• Shake it, Paul Rudd!
• Dear Hugh Jackman: We really hope you keep your promise that X Men Origins: Wolverine will be "badass." Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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