Afternoon Fix: Amy Winehouse's Booze Ban Calls for Extreme Measures

Amy Winehouse XPOSURE / Ramey

This is what Amy Winehouse has resorted to at the fancy Caribbean resort where she is not allowed to be served liquor: "We keep catching her crawling past bars or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests’ drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut." And yes, there's a picture.

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