David and Victoria Beckham are super, to be sure.
But Marvel Comics kingpin Stan Lee, who created Spider-Man, Fantastic Four and The Incredible Hulk with artists Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko, says he wants to turn the couple into superheroes (without using gamma rays or radioactive spiders, we presume).
Lee's also worked with Pamela Anderson on the series Stripperella, and is developing works with Ringo Starr, Hugh Hefner and Paris Hilton, but…really?
"They're great looking, talented and colorful. Now here's the exciting part: Just imagine how cool they'd be in a humorous, good-natured show that depicts them as—you guessed it—superheroes," Lee told Access Hollywood.
We're trying. Would you want to see the couple in skintight crime-fighting outfits? And if so, what would their powers be?