Barack Breaks ScarJo's Heart

ScarJo may have been exaggerating her email relationship with Obama

OMG! Barack Obama totally dumped Scarlett Johansson. Like publicly. And stuff.

After Scarlett gushed about Obama—"I am engaged to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack"—he handed that heart back to her on the pointy end of a 10-foot pole.

Obama says the actress sent a supportive missive to his assistant, who forwarded it to him.

"I write saying, 'Thank you, Scarlett, for doing what you do.' And suddenly we have this email relationship."

We'll get the Ben and Jerry's, ScarJo. You bring the spoon.