Jerritt Clark/WireImage.com,Humberto Carreno/startraksphoto.com, Steven Lawton/FilmMagicGetting no summer lovin'? You're not alone. Reality romance is adrift for these Jersey Shore dudes, too...
Tom Lippolis: JWoww's manager man stuck by her through all the crap of season one, but the shots of her kissing another guy were too much to take. Still, Tom's remaining mostly mum on the sitch, briefly telling E! News, "I've been better."
Emilio Masella: Looks like Snooki's poof isn't the only hairy lump she's dumping, as she and her Gorilla Juicehead are finito. But Masella tells E! he plans to win the Snook back, "I've been doing everything crazy that you can think of to get MTV's attention."
Ronnie Magro: Sammi and her on-again, off-again sweetie might be in what he calls "a f--ked-up situation," but it makes for great TV for us!
So, who's the biggest GTLoser? Sound off in our pity party poll!
Schadenfreude Poll! Aug. 6, 2010
—Additional reporting by Whitney English
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