While the desperate women on My Antonio are laboring under the notion that they're competeing against one another for the hunky heart of Antonio Sabato Jr, they are sorely mistaken.
The gaggle of lovelies are really up against Yvonne, the woman from whose loins studly Sabato sprang. The Old Country matriarch seems to have an unusually strong hold on junior; here she barges in with instructions while Antonio is lounging half naked.
Which is weird, but somehow the lengthy shot of her son clad only in a towel lovingly unsheathing a new pair of Calvin Klein briefs while talking about his mom's "really good ... surprise" is somehow weirder.
Or maybe he's still just shilling for ex-boss Calvin.