Morning Piss: Blame M.J.'s Doc? Duh!

Michael Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Klein, is being ushered into the investigation of the King of Pop's death—what took so long?

By Ted Casablanca Jul 15, 2009 11:33 AMTags
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What's with all this breaking news about Dr. Arnie Klein being investigated for Michael Jackson's death? I'm wondering what took so long for the coroner to finally make a house call to the questionable doc's office. The Awful T. told you over a week ago how so-not-right M.J.'s doc is, it's a friggin' no-brainer. Need I remind you how addictive and dangerous Klein's prescription of Demerol actually was? And how much certain docs would love to give it to M.J. whenever he came in for the smallest stuff?

I certainly wouldn't be surprised if La Toya was right all along—and that's saying a lot, to be on the side of a woman allegedly paid for her doc-slamming interview. But murder? Hmm. Pretty strong words, La Toya, especially coming from a gal who used to crap all over her family every chance she got. Why so mama-bear with them now?

Let's hope Klein gets more heat on him than Dr. Jan Adams did when he helped botch the plastic surgery of Donde West (Kanye's beloved mother) last year. Sure, Adams got thrown in jail—but for a DUI, not for West's death.

You'd think with all the money in the world at their disposal, celebs could find better physicians to take care of them? Some stars treat their damn cars better than their bodies.