• Khloe Kardashian has been twittering all morning about how she's doing a photoshoot as a mermaid with exclamation marks and everything and then she posts a picture looking like the saddest mermaid in all the sea. That's a face that just found out flippin' your fins doesn't get you too far.
• We get that Spencer needs to support his new Hills narrator, but has he even seen Laguna Beach? Calling Kristin Cavallari the "most legendary reality tv drama queen" and "infinitely better TV" than Lauren Conrad? As expert Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County historians, we can say none of that is true and L.C. was the second-best thing about that show (the first being the Hilary Duff theme song).
• It's nice to know that Shaq, the original king of Twitteronia, is still out there dropping knowledge. He's the only reasonable one in all this nonsense.
• Katy Perry is ready for her Glitter—someone get her a lame movie that will be considered the biggest joke of her career, stat! Actually, she could probably make it kinda fun, maybe it's not such a bad idea.
• Tweet Topic: Some IMAX theaters are liars, and Parks and Recreations' Aziz Ansari (oh BTW, did you see him on Kimmel? No? See it) is leading Twitternation in a revolt against these normal-size screens masquerading as 72-foot screens.
And now, it's that time when we politely suggest you follow us on Twitter @eonline.