Link Party: Shia LaBeouf Is Permanently Effed

So sometimes that busted-up hand gets in the way of Shia enjoying the Link Party, but he says he's a better man because of it, so we can keep partying

• Shia LaBeouf tells Playboy his hand is "permanently f--ked...but I chalk it up as my own s--t. This accident is what I needed in my life. I’m not in control. For the first time, I can admit that and know that—the hand is like a tattoo that says MISTAKE." Ah, so that's what it takes?

• Lisa Rinna says her family had swine flu before everyone else. So that makes her the coolest or something? Always on top of the latest trends.

• Snap out of it, Katie Holmes.

• There's only one thing you really need to know about the new Transformers trailer and that would be Megan Fox's motorcyle repair technique.

• We make fun of Paris Hilton enough, we probably owe her this: Here she is doing something good.

• American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi assures everyone, "I’m only here for one season. That’s what we’ve discussed. So we’ll see what happens. Hopefully they’ll keep me on.” AI judge drama is probably the least-exciting drama ever.

Kate Winslet is out wandering the streets of New York in the Big Pic, hopefully she'll avoid high school boys.