Just after she performed her Circus act for the great Madonna, who watched from atop her throne in New York City last night (Madge approved, but not enough to stay for the encore), Britney Spears debuted her brand-new music for "If U Seek Amy" on her official website.
Controversy recap: This song is supposed to be very inappropriate because if you say it really fast and imagine you're at a dancing orgy like Britney is in the video, it spells the F-word. That's also why that news lady is so angry at the beginning of the clip. Nothing gets people's attention like a fuss over the F-word.
But back to the video: It features a bunch of sexy people in various states of undress and Britney in these fancy shoes, following the panty trail that might lead to Amy. Dance break! Then she changes into the ideal Stepford wife with a fresh-baked pie, two perfect children and a non-K-Fed husband.
"Doesn't make any sense, does it?" asks the angry news lady at the end. Well, does it?