Amy Schumer is one of the funniest comedians in America right now. She makes people laugh. Laughing is good. Laughing makes you forget the inevitable decline of your body into nothing more than a corpse.
Matt LeBlanc's career is on the upswing again. He has had quite a career in show business. But in time, it won't matter. As the years pass, he will get old and die, and then his work will slowly be forgotten. And yet here he is smiling. Someone took this photo of him to preserve his memory. Why? Why did they do that when they know all is lost in the end?
Here's a photo of Lady Gaga flaunting her signature avant garde style of dress. She likes to push the boundaries of fashion. Too bad those boundaries are entirely meaningless if you pull back even a little bit. Imagine looking at the world from the clouds. Now imagine looking at it from the moon. Now Mars. Now a star millions of light years away. Do the boundaries of fashion seem so important now? No, no they do not.
Drake has made a name for himself as an international superstar, which is why it's amazing seeing him just strolling around in his sweats. Maybe he is dressing in sweats now because he has resigned himself to the fact that no matter how famous he gets, the swift hammer of death will soon smash down upon him. Nobody escapes the big nothing, not even international superstars.
Whether or not David Beckham is expecting to be photographed or not, he always has the same sizzling sex appeal. Too bad that sex appeal won't save him from the all-powerful touch of death that awaits him at some point in the future, whether it be soon or years from now!
Here's a photo of Beyonce dressed casually on a hot summer day. Beyonce is one of the most famous people in the world. And yet she too will someday die. Nobody can escape death. It is the inevitable punshing force that acts upon all living beings.
Here is Keanu Reeves riding a motorcycle. Motorcycles are dangerous. He is testing fate. And why not? Why not die early on a motorcycle? We all die someday.
Two hot celebs looking hot in their... God. Dear God. Why I am writing this? Why do people want to look at photos like this? My entire job consists of writing about how hot celebrities are. I'm disgusted with myself. The world is going to end soon because of global warming and I'm glad.
Here's a photo of Leonardo DiCaprio. He has a beard now. It probably took him a few months to grow that beard. He'll never get those months back. None of us will get those months back. They're gone now. In the past. Just like the rest of your life, falling away behind you as you live it.
Wow look at Justin Bieber's young hot body. He seems to really be enjoying his body. That's good. It's good to enjoy your young body. Because it will age. It will age and age and age until soon it's nothing but a saggy bag of flesh being held together by bones that are getting more brittle by the day. You body will fail you some day. You will fall... and you will perish from this earth.
Kim Kardashian is a controversial figure. But why? She is just like everyone else. She will live, she will die. Eventually, when the earth has turned many times, she will be forgotten. Just like you, just like me.
Here is Amy Poehler. She's funny. She makes us laugh. Laughing makes us forget that death for us and everyone we know is imminent.
Tom Cruise has made a bunch of cool movies. Someday, the sun will explode and all record of those movies will be erased.