They've trained for years. They've honed their skills. Now the Soup Karate Masters are ready to unleash their awful fury. And by awful I mean they're really awful at Karate.
"Karate here. Karate here. Karate never in lighting fixture." -Mr. Miagi (Building Maintenance)
Style: Pushkido. Signature Move: Pushing kids.
I swear this move works better in a real fight scenario.
The craziest part is they were supposed to be fighting each other.
I did not, however, know how slippery this cobblestone is.
Except in this version the arrow is a totally botched hurricane kick.
Car Door wins.
Called "The Dumpy Tiger" this move is meant to disorient an opponent with pity for you.
When using this hold make sure to almost kill your partner.
Oh hell no. I know y'all weren't stepping to Gary. Who wants a piece of Gary?
Disguiing yourself as a little girl? Nice try evil Karate Wizard Kin Momo.